Filed: Pending
indefinitely
The Unnecessary
Department
— issuing memos no one requested —
- Date
- Recently
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- The Department
- To
- You, regrettably
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- This page
Mandate
The Unnecessary Department exists to address matters that did not require addressing. It was established recently. It will continue indefinitely, or until forgotten, whichever comes first.
This page constitutes our entire public output to date. It is also the memo.
Office Hours
| Monday — Friday | Closed |
| Saturday — Sunday | Also closed |
| Public holidays | Closed in observance |
| Emergencies | Not handled |
Correspondence
We do not respond to emails. We do, however, receive them. This is, in our view, a sufficient service.